Hi, I'm Shirin and I'm a melodramatic/superficial/controvercial/vain bitch.Well, can't really brag about myself. Even if I try I cannot be shrewd,scheming or calculative(trust me i try). I am unabashedly blunt, which puts my friends in an awkward position often.
twilight/edward cullen/robert pattinson obsessed. deal with it.
I'm a pessimist, and i hate unnecessary optimism.
one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas
(via sunnyside-upp)
I’m trying to write my VanDuesen extra credit report on electronegativity and watch sappy bollywood movies at the same time and it’s just not working out too well. I end up replaying the songs like 17 times so I can sing along, then I go on facebook and realize someone has added new prom pictures, then I go to the fridge and eat a California Roll, then I’ll go google something about electronegativity and somehow make one sentence out of that, then I go and stalk Texan Tyler’s girlfriend and pick out all flaws I can get my hands on, and then I repeat.
Why am I so productive?
fagg0tqu33n asked: stahp it shriin jus stahp it ur liek truhmatizen meh
no you stahhp it, it’s not easy being this desireable
Anonymous asked: underneath all those layers of bitchiness believe it or not shirin, you're actually a good human being. one of the best I know.
stop psychoanalyzing me
